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FOR DOING THE JOB I WOULD NEVER COME FOR. HONESTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? - GREETING CARD
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GREAT BOSS. DOESN'T MICROMANAGE. THINKS CORPORATE CAN SHOVE IT. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND. - GREETING CARD
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THIS IS YOUR CIRCUS, THESE ARE YOUR MONKEYS. AND I AM SO SORRY. - GREETING CARD
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IF I HAD ANOTHER BOSS I WOULD HATE THEM SO MUCH - GREETING CARD
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EVERY INCH COUNTS - GREETING CARD
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AWARDED WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE BOSS - GREETING CARD
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO TRY CLOWN SCHOOL - GREETING CARD
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YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR DOING THIS JOB SOBER. DRINKS ON YOU SOON, YEA? - GREETING CARD
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YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - SWEATSHIRT
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PUMPKIN SPICE BUT I'M NOT NICE - SWEATSHIRT
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YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - PINK SWEATSHIRT
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I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE HERE - GREEN SWEATSHIRT
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I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE HERE - SWEATSHIRT
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YOU ARE LOVED - UNITY DAY TEE
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BE KIND- UNITY DAY TEE
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CHOOSE KINDNESS - UNITY DAY TEE
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BE A BUDDY NOT A BULLY - UNITY DAY TEE
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RAINBOW GHOSTS - MUG
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READ MORE BOOOOOKS - MUG
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STAYIN' ALIVE - MUG
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PUMPKIN SPICE BUT I'M NOT NICE - MUG
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LET'S GO GHOULS - MUG
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GO SPORTS (MAROON) - T-SHIRT
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GO SPORTS (BURNT ORANGE) - T-SHIRT
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PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE, PLEASE - T-SHIRT
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ESPRESSO MARTINI, PLEASE - T-SHIRT
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READ MORE BOOOOOOKS - T-SHIRT
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PUMPKIN SPICE BUT I'M NOT NICE - T-SHIRT
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WHAT WOULD DOLLY DO? - T-SHIRT
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LET'S GO GHOULS - T-SHIRT
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WILDCATS - T-SHIRT
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I ESCAPED THE SALEM WITCH TRAILS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS T-SHIRT - T-SHIRT
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LEAST FAVORITE CHILD - T-SHIRT
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I'M A TEACHER NOT A MAGICIAN - COLORFUL T-SHIRT
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YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - GREETING CARD
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IT'S ME, HI, I'M THE PRINCIPAL, IT'S ME. T-SHIRT
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I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE HERE - T-SHIRT
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DARLING, I'M A NIGHTMARE DRESSED LIKE A DAYDREAM (EXCEPT NOT RIGHT NOW) - T-SHIRT
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WHY GO BIG WHEN YOU CAN GO HOME T-SHIRT
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YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - T-SHIRT
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STOP TALKING BLACK - T-SHIRT
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IT'S ME, HI, I'M THE TEACHER, IT'S ME - MUG
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IT'S ME, HI, I'M THE TEACHER, IT'S ME - T-SHIRT
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LET ME ASK MY WIFE - STICKER
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CRYING AT THE GYM - STICKER
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I CRY A LOT BUT I AM SO PRODUCTIVE - STICKER
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I'M A TEACHER NOT A MAGICIAN - STICKER
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IT ACTUALLY IS ALL RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES - STICKER
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I DON'T COOK BUT I LIKE TO STIR THE POT - STICKER
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I'D STAY UP PAST 8PM FOR YOU - GREETING CARD
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SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME - GREETING CARD
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THIS IS TURNING INTO A REALLY LONG ONE NIGHT STAND - GREETING CARD
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YOU HAD ME AT, "I'VE GOT THE CHECK." - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE THAT FOR YOU - GREETING CARD
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SO GLAD YOU SWIPED RIGHT - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE THAT WE HATE THE SAME PEOPLE - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE HOW BADASS WE THINK WE ARE WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER - GREETING CARD
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THANKS FOR PRETENDING YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN SPORTS - GREETING CARD
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THAT SHIT'S EXHAUSTING - GREETING CARD
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YOU KNOCK MY CROCS OFF - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE FRIEND WITH BENEFITS - GREETING CARD
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I'M SO GLAD YOUR MOM MADE US GET MARRIED - GREETING CARD
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YOUR FACE IS REALLY GROWING ON ME - GREETING CARD
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I FREAKING LOVE YOU - GREETING CARD
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IT'S ME. HI. I'M THE PROBLEM. IT'S ME - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE THAT WHEN I'M WITH YOU I DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE I'M A NICE PERSON - GREETING CARD
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I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOUR KIDS HOW MUCH FUN YOU USED TO BE - GREETING CARD
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WHO NEEDS THE INTERNET WHEN I HAVE A DAD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER ALL OF MY DUMB QUESTIONS? GREETING CARD
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WHERE WERE THE TEACHERS LIKE YOU WHEN I WAS A KID? GREETING CARD
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I'M GLAD WE CAN BE FRIENDS AFTER ALL THOSE AWFUL THINGS I SAID WHEN I WAS YOUNGER - GREETING CARD
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THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME "GREAT JOB" WHEN I, IN FACT, DID NOT DO A GREAT JOB. GREETING CARD
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PRETTY COOL HOW YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DAD AND I'M YOUR FAVORITE CHILD - GREETING CARD
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LOVING YOU IS EASY 'CAUSE YOU'RE (BEAUTIFUL) EASY. GREETING CARD
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YOU HAD ME AT, "I HAVE A DOG." GREETING CARD
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HERE'S A CARD YOU CAN READ WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES ON - GREETING CARD
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WOW. THEY GROW OLD SO FAST. BY THEY I MEAN YOU. GREETING CARD
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LITERALLY THE LEAST I COULD DO - GREETING CARD
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SOME PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED YOU'RE OLD. IT'S ME. I'M SOME PEOPLE. GREETING CARD
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NEEDLESS TO SAY I MARRIED UP - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE UTTERED THE PHRASE, "LET'S GO CAMPING." GREETING CARD
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AT YOUR AGE, DO THE HARD CANDIES JUST MAGICALLY SHOW UP IN YOUR POCKETS OR DO YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM? GREETING CARD
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YOU EXPECT US TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR? WHATEVER YOU SAY, JESUS. GREETING CARD
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SO ARE WE EATING OUR FEELINGS OR DRINKING THEM? GREETING CARD
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TODAY WE CELEBRATE YOU! TOMORROW WE GO BACK TO BEING CONSUMED BY OUR ANXIETIES. GREETING CARD
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LET'S GROW OLD AND HOLD HANDS (FOREVER) UNTIL I NEED TO USE MY PHONE. GREETING CARD
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MAY THIS YEAR BRING YOU THE AUDACITY OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN - GREETING CARD
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FRIENDSIES TIL THE ENDSIES - GREETING CARD
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I WANT TO EAT CAKE AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE. GREETING CARD
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WORK MEDIUM PLAY MEDIUM BECAUSE WE AREN'T AS YOUNG AS WE USED TO BE. GREETING CARD
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THE NUMBER KEEPS GETTING HIGHER AND THE F*CKS KEEP GETTING LOWER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON DODGING THAT WHOLE DYING YOUNG THING. GREETING CARD
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THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN COUGAR AND CAT LADY. YOU WALK IT WELL - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE OLD, BUT HOT, AND I'M SO INTO IT - GREETING CARD
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THIS IS YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT WE'RE MARRIED - GREETING CARD
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IS THIS THE BIRTHDAY WHEN YOU START CARRYING A TISSUE IN YOUR SLEEVE? GREETING CARD
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HAPPY FARTER'S DAY - GREETING CARD
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I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW US - GREETING CARD
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IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST US - GREETING CARD
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GOOD LORD YOU'RE HARD TO BUY FOR. GREETING CARD
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FORTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE THE BEST THING I'VE FOUND ON THE INTERNET - GREETING CARD
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FORTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
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TOO OLD FOR SNAPCHAT, TOO YOUNG FOR LIFE ALERT. GREETING CARD
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FIFTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
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IS THIS THE ANNIVERSARY WHERE WE BUY MATCHING TRACK SUITS? GREETING CARD
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FIFTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
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QUEEN OF THE KID-DOM - GREETING CARD
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I'M A TEACHER NOT A MAGICIAN - GREETING CARD
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MAHJ AND MARGS - GREETING CARD
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IN MY MAHJONG ERA - GREETING CARD
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MAHJ IS MY GOLF - GREETING CARD
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MAHJONG WITH MAH GIRLS - GREETING CARD
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DON'T TOUCH MY RACK - GREETING CARD
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SORRY. CAN'T. MAHJONG. BYE. - GREETING CARD
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IT'S GIVING MAHJONG - GREETING CARD
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NO TEEN PREGNANCY. NO JAIL TIME. NO DRUG USE. YOU'RE WELCOME. - MUG
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REAL MEN MAHJ - COASTER
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IN MY MAHJONG ERA - COASTER
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DON'T TOUCH MY RACK - COASTER
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SORRY. CAN'T. MAHJONG. BYE. - COASTER
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MAHJONG SMILE - COASTER
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MAHJONG HEART - COASTER
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MAHJ AND MARGS - COASTER
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CLUB MAHJ - COASTER
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MAHJONG WITH MAH GIRLS - COASTER
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MAHJ IS MY GOLF - COASTER
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IT'S GIVING MAHJONG - COASTER
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OH MY MAHJONG - MAHJ IS MY GOLF - HAT
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#ACQUITTED - BUMPER STICKER
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ALL FOOD IN THIS KITCHEN IS MADE WITH LOVE UNLESS IT'S A CASSEROLE KITCHEN TOWEL
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ALL SMILES CAR COASTER
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AWARDED 2023 DILF OF THE YEAR - MUG
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AWARDED 2023 HOT GIRL OF THE YEAR - MUG
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AWARDED 2023 MILF OF THE YEAR - MUG
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BLACK & WHITE CHECKERBOARD- WRAPPING PAPER
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BOW-TIFUL CAR COASTER
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BOW-TIFUL MUG
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PERSONALIZED BOW-TIFUL - MUG
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BOYS ARE STUPID GIRLS ARE CRAZY CAR COASTER
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BOYS ARE STUPID, GIRLS ARE CRAZY - MAGNET
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BOYS ARE STUPID, GIRLS ARE CRAZY STICKER
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BUT DID YOU DIE? GREETING CARD
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CANDY CANE LANE - WRAPPING PAPER
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CAP. GOWN. IT'S GOING DOWN. - GREETING CARD
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CHEERS TO 21 - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON QUITTING YOUR JOB - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON THE BLING BLING - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON THE DIVORCE - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON TRYING TO QUIT DRINKING - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING - GREETING CARD
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DANCING QUEEN YOUNG & SWEET ONLY 17 - GREETING CARD
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DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE CAR COASTER
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DIDN'T ASK, DON'T CARE - MAGNET
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CORAL CHECKERBOARD - WRAPPING PAPER
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DEAR MOM, I GET IT NOW - GREETING CARD
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DIDN'T ASK, DON'T CARE
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DIDN'T ASK, DON'T CARE - STICKER
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DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE CONVERSATION HEARTS CAR COASTER
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DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE CONVERSATION HEARTS KITCHEN TOWEL
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DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE CONVERSATION HEARTS - MUG
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DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE KITCHEN TOWEL
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DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE MUG
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DILF IN THE MAKING - GREETING CARD
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DIRTY VIC 77901 KITCHEN TOWEL
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DIRTY VIC 77904 KITCHEN TOWEL
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DON'T BE AN ASS CAR COASTER
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DON'T BE AN ASS - MAGNET
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DON'T BE AN ASS STICKER
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DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER, SMILE BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIS MOTHER AGAIN. GREETING CARD
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DON'T HONK I WILL CRY
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DON'T HONK I WILL CRY - STICKER
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DON'T LOOK AT ME I WILL CRY CAR COASTER
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DON'T LOOK AT ME I'LL CRY STICKER
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DON'T WORRY THERE'S MONEY IN HERE - GREETING CARD
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DRINKING, BUT MAKE IT LEGAL - GREETING CARD (TEAL)
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DRINKING, BUT MAKE IT LEGAL - GREETING CARD (PINK)
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DRIVING HOME TO MY CATS
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DRIVING HOME TO MY CATS CAR COASTER
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DRIVING HOME TO MY CATS - MAGNET
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DRIVING HOME TO MY CATS - STICKER
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DUMP HIM CONVERSATION HEART CAR COASTER
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DUMP HIM CONVERSATION HEART - MUG
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EVERY NIGHT IS GIRLS NIGHT
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EVERY NIGHT IS GIRLS NIGHT - MAGNET
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EVERY NIGHT IS GIRLS NIGHT STICKER
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EXTRA SPICY - T-SHIRT
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FLOP ERA CAR COASTER
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FLOP ERA - MAGNET
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FLOP ERA - STICKER
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F*CKING FINALLY - GREETING CARD (PINK)
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F*CKING FINALLY - GREETING CARD (TEAL)
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F*CK YOU, I HAVE CANCER - GREETING CARD (PINK)
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GETTING FIRED MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A GOOD THING - GREETING CARD
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GILF CAR COASTER
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GILF - MAGNET
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GILF IN THE MAKING - GREETING CARD
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#GIRLMATH CAR COASTER
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#GIRLMATH - MAGNET
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#GIRLMATH STICKER
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GO AROUND ME I'M CRYING
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