REMINDER: Nearly everything can be customized. If you would like a different color, need a size that isn’t listed or have another change, please contact us and we’ll see what we can do!

Out Of Line

FOR DOING THE JOB I WOULD NEVER COME FOR. HONESTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
GREAT BOSS. DOESN'T MICROMANAGE. THINKS CORPORATE CAN SHOVE IT. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND. - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
THIS IS YOUR CIRCUS, THESE ARE YOUR MONKEYS. AND I AM SO SORRY. - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
IF I HAD ANOTHER BOSS I WOULD HATE THEM SO MUCH - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
EVERY INCH COUNTS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
AWARDED WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE BOSS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO TRY CLOWN SCHOOL - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR DOING THIS JOB SOBER. DRINKS ON YOU SOON, YEA? - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
AT YOUR AGE, DO THE HARD CANDIES JUST MAGICALLY SHOW UP IN YOUR POCKETS OR DO YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM? GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
BUT DID YOU DIE? GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
CONGRATS ON DODGING THAT WHOLE DYING YOUNG THING. GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
CONGRATS ON QUITTING YOUR JOB - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
CONGRATS ON THE DIVORCE - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
CONGRATS ON TRYING TO QUIT DRINKING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
CONGRATS ON TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
FIFTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
FIFTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
FORTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
FORTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
F*CK YOU, I HAVE CANCER - GREETING CARD (PINK)
$5.00
Add To Cart
GETTING FIRED MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A GOOD THING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
GOOD LORD YOU'RE HARD TO BUY FOR. GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
HAHAHAHA YOU ARE GETTING SO OLD - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
HAPPY FARTER'S DAY - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
IF I HAD A DIFFERENT MOM I WOULD PUNCH HER AND GO FIND YOU - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
I LOVE HOW BADASS WE THINK WE ARE WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
I LOVE THAT WE HATE THE SAME PEOPLE - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
I LOVE THAT WHEN I'M WITH YOU I DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE I'M A NICE PERSON - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
I'M SO GLAD YOUR MOM MADE US GET MARRIED - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
IT'S NOT A WHORE HOUSE, IT'S A WHORE HOME - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
LITERALLY THE LEAST I COULD DO - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST GOT A LOT MORE FREE TIME - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
LOVING YOU IS EASY 'CAUSE YOU'RE (BEAUTIFUL) EASY. GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
MAY THE RECORD SHOW: I SENT A CARD AND NOT A TEXT - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
MAY THIS YEAR BRING YOU THE AUDACITY OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
RUDE THAT YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN ME BUT GO OFF - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
SO GLAD YOU SWIPED RIGHT - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
SOME PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED YOU'RE OLD. IT'S ME. I'M SOME PEOPLE. GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
THANKS FOR PRETENDING YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN SPORTS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
THAT SHIT'S EXHAUSTING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
THE NUMBER KEEPS GETTING HIGHER AND THE F*CKS KEEP GETTING LOWER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN COUGAR AND CAT LADY. YOU WALK IT WELL - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
TOO OLD FOR SNAPCHAT, TOO YOUNG FOR LIFE ALERT. GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
WOW. THEY GROW OLD SO FAST. BY THEY I MEAN YOU. GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
YOU EXPECT US TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR? WHATEVER YOU SAY, JESUS. GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE FRIEND WITH BENEFITS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
YOU'RE OLD, BUT HOT, AND I'M SO INTO IT - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart
YOUR CONTINUED SUCCESS IS STARTING TO GET ANNOYING CONGRATS ANYWAY - GREETING CARD
$5.00
Add To Cart